Bless Christin James for posting haiku from the National Poetry Slam's Haiku Death Match on Friday, Aug. 7, which segues perfectly into my real point: I will host an NPS-style Haiku Death Match at GumptionFest IV on Sept. 4, 5 & 6.The haiku from NPS that James posted include:
I'd give you the shirt on my back
but it keeps getting caught on your knife
Drunk sex is awkward
when you try to use vomit
as lubricant
Am I not sensitive enough to your needs?
Does your mangina hurt?
Maybe the Wolf had asthma
& the Three Little Pigs
were being dicks
People have given me so much shit,
that when you shake my hand
I flush
If Jesus returned
America would be Rome
just without the art
When you cut yourself it's emo,
but when fish cut themselves
it's sushi
but it keeps getting caught on your knife
Drunk sex is awkward
when you try to use vomit
as lubricant
Am I not sensitive enough to your needs?
Does your mangina hurt?
Maybe the Wolf had asthma
& the Three Little Pigs
were being dicks
People have given me so much shit,
that when you shake my hand
I flush
If Jesus returned
America would be Rome
just without the art
When you cut yourself it's emo,
but when fish cut themselves
it's sushi
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Also, being able to watch the National Poetry Slam's Finals scores "live" posted on Twitter:
#nps2009 Faloo gets a 27.9 and ABQ sends Damien
2 minutes ago
#nps2009 Six is Nine gets a 28.4 and Nuyo sends up Faloo
7 minutes ago
#nps2009 Matt from SF gets a 27.4 and St Paul sends up Six is Nine
12 minutes ago
#nps2009 Tavis gets a 28.2 and SF starts round one with Matt
17 minutes ago
#nps2009 Tavis Brunson sacs
23 minutes ago#nps2009 Mike McGee is the host and he is cracking us up!!!
30 minutes ago
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