This is the official blog of Northern Arizona slam poet Christopher Fox Graham. Begun in 2002, and transferred to blogspot in 2006, FoxTheBlog has recorded more than 670,000 hits since 2009. This blog cover's Graham's poetry, the Arizona poetry slam community and offers tips for slam poets from sources around the Internet. Read CFG's full biography here. Looking for just that one poem? You know the one ... click here to find it.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Jake Wayne Henry haiku

Stuck on a boat
in Alaska with Jake Wayne Henry
I'd be drunk, too

I know Jake is a liquor Jedi
I've never seen him
spill a drop

When he gets drunk
Jake tells stories like the punchline
is always to coming

I thought my fetish was fucked up.
Then I met Jake. Two words:
Hobbit Porn

Haiku Death Match at Sedona's GumptionFest IV on Saturday, Sept. 5.

Photos by Nate Mullins

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