Mediterranean wet;I call your thighs "Ceuta"
and "Gibralter"
Final Kiss Haiku
Only one of us
knew it was our last kiss
I gave you no warning
Higgs Boson Haiku
A Higgs boson walks
into a church, says, "I'm here
now you can have Mass"
Frustrated Nerd Haiku
R2D2 and
Daleks are from different
universes! Fuck, Mom!
Trespassers on the 7th Hole Haiku
Cop says, "This golf course
is not a park." No one thought
to tell the children
God's Hug Haiku
If there's a god,
his hug must be soft and squishy
John Q, are you ... god?
Statistical Probability Haiku
By December
three of you will have slept with John Q.
Who will it be?
Oblivious to Irony Haiku
Christian says
"That guy's trapped in a cult;"
I say, "you're trapped in irony"
Austin Reeves Needs a Steak Haiku
Sex with Austin
is like fucking tortilla chips:
salty, sharp, angles
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