Jake Wayne Henry haiku

Stuck on a boat
in Alaska with Jake Wayne Henry
I'd be drunk, too

I know Jake is a liquor Jedi
I've never seen him
spill a drop

When he gets drunk
Jake tells stories like the punchline
is always to coming


I thought my fetish was fucked up.
Then I met Jake. Two words:
Hobbit Porn

Haiku Death Match at Sedona's GumptionFest IV on Saturday, Sept. 5.

Photos by Nate Mullins